[Katsuki nods along as Mike starts to list off the different people he wants Katsuki to meet. Emeth, the apparently permanent ten year old from a world with kings and queen. A guy named Cole, who's from Mike's world and has been kidnapped before. Katsuki immediately feels some empathy for him, as he had been kidnapped himself. In fact, when the word "kidnapped" is mentioned Katsuki visibly straightens his posture up and looks a bit more alert. Listening more intently as he describes the last person. His real son, Max.
It's good that his biological son was here with him, Katsuki thinks. He'd imagine Mike freaking out at the idea of leaving his son behind with that evil wench still there... so he feels a sense of relief for him.
...and also feels a need to compete with Max. But he ignores that. Katsuki's not Mike's real son!! He doesn't need to be jealous!!!!]
What are fairies like? I've only seen them in movies or video games.
[Katsuki is curious, since Cole had been kidnapped by them and Max was apparently one himself. Is Max itty bitty then? Like how fairies usually are in media???]
Fairies are weird. They're not like in the movies or video games. Not really. They're creatures who have Titles. These names or well titles that give them power. The Queen of Magic is a fairy title my mother stole. So she is now Queen of Magic and has rules she has to follow.
Same with others. Cole could explain it better than I can. But they also have a lot of power. In their realm of Arcadia, they have complete control of everything. And I mean everything. They write the story, the rules, and it just happens.
They don't have a lot of weaknesses either. Cold iron is the biggest one.
Apropos of Nothing, what flavors do you like in cake?
[Katsuki listens as he gets a couple of cups ready for the two, while the water in the electric kettle finishes boiling. So, fairies aren't like how they are in media. They have these roles, or "titles" as they're called, and each one has a set of rules to follow. And they also have their own realm where they have complete and utter control over everything? Yeah, that's definitely not alike the fairies Katsuki has seen on TV. And he'll definitely have some questions for Cole, since he seems to know more.
He's about to ask Mike if they're tiny, because that's the biggest thing he's curious about, but then Mike switches the subject and asks about Katsuki's favourite cake. It's extremely obvious why he'd be asking, and Katsuki's immediate reaction is to make a face as he expects some kind of party to go with that cake.]
None of 'em.
[Which isn't a lie that he's saying to try and get Mike not to make him one. He just.. doesn't enjoy sweet stuff..]
If you're thinking of making me somethin' for my birthday, you'd be better off giving it to someone else. I don't like sweets.
[He likes red bean buns... but that's not a cake!]
[Mike is glad to answer more fairy questions but right now, cake seems like a more fun conversation. Which it is given Bakugo's sudden distain.]
I see. So is it just the sweetness or also the texture? Just want to make sure here. You know you can make cake spicy and savory and stuff. Just defends on how you make it.
[PICKY CHILD... though as he's saying that, he's making a cup of coffee for himself. Even though he doesn't like it... but he's making one because Mike is also making a cup!!]
[Mike can work with that. Super sour. Add in the others. Oh he can definitely work with that. Prepare, Bakugo, for the best dessert you'd ever fucking had.]
Any thing besides flavors you won't eat? Being a picky eater an all. Last food question or we're both gonna get hungry.
[Katsuki smiles for just a moment at Mike's last comment about them getting hungry-- it just felt like such a dad thing to say. And asking in general what foods Katsuki doesn't like. Was he planning on making a whole ass meal??]
...well... I don't like the fatty parts on meat. Or raw mushrooms. Or nuts.
[Just some random foods he doesn't usually partake in.]
And I don't really like greens, either. But I eat 'em anyway 'cuz they're supposed to be good for me.
[He's very serious about his health and what he eats!!]
[A birthday boy gets a birthday meal. And clearly Bakugo has particular tastes. Which Mike wants to take into account for when he cooks. And probably has a chef's son help to make sure it's perfect.]
Got it it all in here. [He taps the side of his head.]
I'd ask how you are with surprises but I have a feeling the answer is explosive. So on your birthday, I am coming over with a meal and a cake and we'll just sit and talk the two of us. Then you can open your presents from me. Sound good, son?
[Good guess on the surprise part!! Katsuki loathes surprises... he's the kind of person who likes to be prepared at all times. So when people suddenly spring things on him, even positive, he usually reacts horribly. Extremely angry.
He appreciates that Mike instead just cuts to it and tells him what he has planned. And it sounds... nice. Katsuki might not like parties, but he doesn't mind a one on one meeting. And of course, even mean ol' Kacchan likes presents too.]
...yeah, that sounds good. D-Dad.
[Katsuki says it a little awkwardly, and while looking the other direction to hide how shy he felt saying "dad". It'll be easier the more he says it!!]
Um... thanks. For wanting to do that with me in the first place.
[It isn't a hard thing to guess. Bakugo doesn't like parties, is picky, and not used to big displays of affection. Surprise parties would slam all of those. Which is why Mike is going to do something small, just them. A first year birthday for the two of them.]
Good and you're welcome. A dad should make sure his son is happy for things like his birthday.
But I reserve the right to embarrass you even when it's just us.
[Katsuki huffs when Mike mentions wanting to embarrass him, as every dad rightly should. His dad wouldn't dare try in fear of Katsuki snapping back...]
Fine. But if I punch you for doing so, you can't complain.
[His first reaction is always violence!! It's no wonder Masaru doesn't mess around with him.]
[At the mention of a noogie, Katsuki's hand defensively comes up to cover the top of his head. As if he's expecting Mike to give him one right at that moment.]
Is it also a right by Dad Law to help your kid make coffee? 'Cuz I dunno how any of that works.
[He changes the subject from Mike embarrassing him to the instant coffee that Mike had brought.]
[He stands and walks over to help finish getting the coffee ready. Pouring in the instant coffee and then pouring in the water. He stirs it then goes to grab some spices from around Bakugo's kitchen. He adds some to one of the cups and stirs them in.]
Here. A spicer version for you. You might like it more. So it won't be all bitter.
[Katsuki curiously watches Mike take some of the spices from his kitchen and add it to the coffee. Spicy coffee... he's never tried something like that before.]
Have you tried spicy coffee before or are you making it on the spot?
I've tried spicy coffee before. Or spiced coffees. They're popular around the world. I put cayenne pepper in there and a little cinnamon. You can add milk if you aren't lactose intolerant to bring down the bitter without adding too much sweet.
you ever flip a coin to decide if a character is lactose intolerant
I ain't lactose intolerant! It's intolerant of me!
[Mike might have guessed that he was after seeing the oat milk in his fridge-- but even if he wasn't, he'd still probably prefer it to the usual milk honestly. It's healthy for you!!
But speaking of, he'll get some milk out for his coffee because it sounds like it wouldn't be very good without it. Curious if the spices will really help the flavour or not. (also, mike will notice anything that requires two hands to open like a milk jug will have teeth marks all over the caps of the lids and it's because katsuki uses his teeth to open everything. which he does while getting milk for his coffee-- he's so feral...)]
I have not but flipping a coin is so valid. Done it for other things
[Mike snickers at that comeback. The lactose was intolerant of Bakugo. Of course. He watches him grab the milk and using his fucking teeth to open the damn lid. Which isn't surprising given the problem with his arm but Mike still laughs softly as he won't offer to help. He has a feeling that would only insult Bakugo's ego.]
Has anyone ever told you you're a feral goblin? In a good way?
[Katsuki glances over at Mike when he asks him a question which he wasn't expecting. But one that gets a little shit eating grin to spread across the blonde's face nonetheless.]
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It's good that his biological son was here with him, Katsuki thinks. He'd imagine Mike freaking out at the idea of leaving his son behind with that evil wench still there... so he feels a sense of relief for him.
...and also feels a need to compete with Max. But he ignores that. Katsuki's not Mike's real son!! He doesn't need to be jealous!!!!]
What are fairies like? I've only seen them in movies or video games.
[Katsuki is curious, since Cole had been kidnapped by them and Max was apparently one himself. Is Max itty bitty then? Like how fairies usually are in media???]
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Same with others. Cole could explain it better than I can. But they also have a lot of power. In their realm of Arcadia, they have complete control of everything. And I mean everything. They write the story, the rules, and it just happens.
They don't have a lot of weaknesses either. Cold iron is the biggest one.
Apropos of Nothing, what flavors do you like in cake?
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He's about to ask Mike if they're tiny, because that's the biggest thing he's curious about, but then Mike switches the subject and asks about Katsuki's favourite cake. It's extremely obvious why he'd be asking, and Katsuki's immediate reaction is to make a face as he expects some kind of party to go with that cake.]
None of 'em.
[Which isn't a lie that he's saying to try and get Mike not to make him one. He just.. doesn't enjoy sweet stuff..]
If you're thinking of making me somethin' for my birthday, you'd be better off giving it to someone else. I don't like sweets.
[He likes red bean buns... but that's not a cake!]
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I see. So is it just the sweetness or also the texture? Just want to make sure here. You know you can make cake spicy and savory and stuff. Just defends on how you make it.
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[He's a picky child.]
...a spicy cake sounds interesting, though.
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[No sweets for this kid. Seems interested in spicy though.]
Can do. How are you with bitter and spicy?
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[PICKY CHILD... though as he's saying that, he's making a cup of coffee for himself. Even though he doesn't like it... but he's making one because Mike is also making a cup!!]
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[Katsuki has to think for a moment about all the different flavours out there. What else...]
Oh. And I really like sour shit. The kind of stuff that makes your tongue fall off.
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[Mike can work with that. Super sour. Add in the others. Oh he can definitely work with that. Prepare, Bakugo, for the best dessert you'd ever fucking had.]
Any thing besides flavors you won't eat? Being a picky eater an all. Last food question or we're both gonna get hungry.
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...well... I don't like the fatty parts on meat. Or raw mushrooms. Or nuts.
[Just some random foods he doesn't usually partake in.]
And I don't really like greens, either. But I eat 'em anyway 'cuz they're supposed to be good for me.
[He's very serious about his health and what he eats!!]
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Got it it all in here. [He taps the side of his head.]
I'd ask how you are with surprises but I have a feeling the answer is explosive. So on your birthday, I am coming over with a meal and a cake and we'll just sit and talk the two of us. Then you can open your presents from me. Sound good, son?
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He appreciates that Mike instead just cuts to it and tells him what he has planned. And it sounds... nice. Katsuki might not like parties, but he doesn't mind a one on one meeting. And of course, even mean ol' Kacchan likes presents too.]
...yeah, that sounds good. D-Dad.
[Katsuki says it a little awkwardly, and while looking the other direction to hide how shy he felt saying "dad". It'll be easier the more he says it!!]
Um... thanks. For wanting to do that with me in the first place.
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Good and you're welcome. A dad should make sure his son is happy for things like his birthday.
But I reserve the right to embarrass you even when it's just us.
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Fine. But if I punch you for doing so, you can't complain.
[His first reaction is always violence!! It's no wonder Masaru doesn't mess around with him.]
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[And Mike will goof around and troll, as is his usually first reaction.]
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Is it also a right by Dad Law to help your kid make coffee? 'Cuz I dunno how any of that works.
[He changes the subject from Mike embarrassing him to the instant coffee that Mike had brought.]
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[He stands and walks over to help finish getting the coffee ready. Pouring in the instant coffee and then pouring in the water. He stirs it then goes to grab some spices from around Bakugo's kitchen. He adds some to one of the cups and stirs them in.]
Here. A spicer version for you. You might like it more. So it won't be all bitter.
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Have you tried spicy coffee before or are you making it on the spot?
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you ever flip a coin to decide if a character is lactose intolerant
[Mike might have guessed that he was after seeing the oat milk in his fridge-- but even if he wasn't, he'd still probably prefer it to the usual milk honestly. It's healthy for you!!
But speaking of, he'll get some milk out for his coffee because it sounds like it wouldn't be very good without it. Curious if the spices will really help the flavour or not. (also, mike will notice anything that requires two hands to open like a milk jug will have teeth marks all over the caps of the lids and it's because katsuki uses his teeth to open everything. which he does while getting milk for his coffee-- he's so feral...)]
I have not but flipping a coin is so valid. Done it for other things
Has anyone ever told you you're a feral goblin? In a good way?
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Not in a good way.
[Usually in a teasing or scared kind of way.]
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