[Katsuki huffs when Mike mentions wanting to embarrass him, as every dad rightly should. His dad wouldn't dare try in fear of Katsuki snapping back...]
Fine. But if I punch you for doing so, you can't complain.
[His first reaction is always violence!! It's no wonder Masaru doesn't mess around with him.]
[At the mention of a noogie, Katsuki's hand defensively comes up to cover the top of his head. As if he's expecting Mike to give him one right at that moment.]
Is it also a right by Dad Law to help your kid make coffee? 'Cuz I dunno how any of that works.
[He changes the subject from Mike embarrassing him to the instant coffee that Mike had brought.]
[He stands and walks over to help finish getting the coffee ready. Pouring in the instant coffee and then pouring in the water. He stirs it then goes to grab some spices from around Bakugo's kitchen. He adds some to one of the cups and stirs them in.]
Here. A spicer version for you. You might like it more. So it won't be all bitter.
[Katsuki curiously watches Mike take some of the spices from his kitchen and add it to the coffee. Spicy coffee... he's never tried something like that before.]
Have you tried spicy coffee before or are you making it on the spot?
I've tried spicy coffee before. Or spiced coffees. They're popular around the world. I put cayenne pepper in there and a little cinnamon. You can add milk if you aren't lactose intolerant to bring down the bitter without adding too much sweet.
you ever flip a coin to decide if a character is lactose intolerant
I ain't lactose intolerant! It's intolerant of me!
[Mike might have guessed that he was after seeing the oat milk in his fridge-- but even if he wasn't, he'd still probably prefer it to the usual milk honestly. It's healthy for you!!
But speaking of, he'll get some milk out for his coffee because it sounds like it wouldn't be very good without it. Curious if the spices will really help the flavour or not. (also, mike will notice anything that requires two hands to open like a milk jug will have teeth marks all over the caps of the lids and it's because katsuki uses his teeth to open everything. which he does while getting milk for his coffee-- he's so feral...)]
I have not but flipping a coin is so valid. Done it for other things
[Mike snickers at that comeback. The lactose was intolerant of Bakugo. Of course. He watches him grab the milk and using his fucking teeth to open the damn lid. Which isn't surprising given the problem with his arm but Mike still laughs softly as he won't offer to help. He has a feeling that would only insult Bakugo's ego.]
Has anyone ever told you you're a feral goblin? In a good way?
[Katsuki glances over at Mike when he asks him a question which he wasn't expecting. But one that gets a little shit eating grin to spread across the blonde's face nonetheless.]
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Fine. But if I punch you for doing so, you can't complain.
[His first reaction is always violence!! It's no wonder Masaru doesn't mess around with him.]
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[And Mike will goof around and troll, as is his usually first reaction.]
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Is it also a right by Dad Law to help your kid make coffee? 'Cuz I dunno how any of that works.
[He changes the subject from Mike embarrassing him to the instant coffee that Mike had brought.]
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[He stands and walks over to help finish getting the coffee ready. Pouring in the instant coffee and then pouring in the water. He stirs it then goes to grab some spices from around Bakugo's kitchen. He adds some to one of the cups and stirs them in.]
Here. A spicer version for you. You might like it more. So it won't be all bitter.
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Have you tried spicy coffee before or are you making it on the spot?
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you ever flip a coin to decide if a character is lactose intolerant
[Mike might have guessed that he was after seeing the oat milk in his fridge-- but even if he wasn't, he'd still probably prefer it to the usual milk honestly. It's healthy for you!!
But speaking of, he'll get some milk out for his coffee because it sounds like it wouldn't be very good without it. Curious if the spices will really help the flavour or not. (also, mike will notice anything that requires two hands to open like a milk jug will have teeth marks all over the caps of the lids and it's because katsuki uses his teeth to open everything. which he does while getting milk for his coffee-- he's so feral...)]
I have not but flipping a coin is so valid. Done it for other things
Has anyone ever told you you're a feral goblin? In a good way?
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Not in a good way.
[Usually in a teasing or scared kind of way.]
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